An open letter to Motorola:

Dear sir,
I am writing to let you know that the RAZR V3x, is an incredible piece of hardware. Honestly the video playback is execptional and the sound quality is more than adequate for my current needs. Memory access is very swift with the microSD format and the screen is both bright and sharp.
Oh one other thing... I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT A NIGHTMARE THIS PHONE IS TO TEXT ON!!!!! iTAP my ARSE!!! The phone doesn't even know the word MARTIN! One of the most common names in the English language and it doesn't know it. This wouldn't be a problem if the standard text entry was intuitive but it's not. Who designed the software a Monkey high on caffine and nicotine?
I would like to offer my phone to you as long as you insert it up your backside... flip open!
Kindest regards,
Delixe